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BandWagon Rule Extension
The list that some of us might consider adding:
- It is OK for those who are on the bandwagon to suggest the absurd to the players:
- It is OK to shoot the puck AT the net!
- It is OK to shoot the puck period!
- Although your goalie appreciates company, it is OK to enter the other end of the rink and concentrate your play from there.
- Despite popular belief, a man advantage doesn't mean: "we can rest now we have an extra player".
- The opposition goalie called your mother a bad name and dared you to score on him!
- There is a scoring race in the playoffs too, so it's ok to rack up the points.
- It is OK to shoot the puck AT the net!
- Last one to score a goal is a rotten egg!
- It is not selfish to score an "end to end goal".
- When the coach said: "Take your man", well maybe some of you have the wrong idea!
- If you score a goal you can have a Buba of beer!
- The ultimate goal is the Stanley cup, not Stanley's cup!
- Mr. Naslund, what was your relationship with your Mother like?
- Bungie cords may be used as tool to allow for quick return onto the wagon in the case of a improved play by the team.
- There is NO drinking on the bandwagon!
- Anyone stupid enough to adhere to the previous rule, is definitely a Vancouver Canucks Fan!
- Anyone caught singing the "Buba of Beer" song is not allowed on the bandwagon.
- Despite an evil rumor, if the Canucks do not make it to the next round you DO NOT have to watch them play golf.
- A paper bag is the chosen attire for those true bandwagon members that are ashamed of the Canucks thus far.
- Anyone caught without their paper bag is to be considered a Toronto Maple Leafs Fan and will be dealt with accordingly.
- Exception to the previous rule: You need to bring home your groceries and are using the bag for this purpose only.
- It is OK to shoot the puck AT the net!
Posted by Muckhead at April 15, 2003 07:58 PM