Well not exactly chestnuts, actually my nuts!
Today I am taking a big step towards ending the population explosion of earth and getting a vasectomy. Yes they are getting snipped, and cut off from the real world, poor things!
I think it is the right thing to do, after all women have to push out watermelons through their nostrils ( an analogy used by a nurse once when my wife was giving birth and the nurse wanted to paint the picture of how much pain is involved). Putting her through another operation where they basically rip out perfectly working internal organs seems rather sadistic. So a few snips seems like the only answer to no more additions to my family.
At about 2:00pm today please focus some good mojo towards me, in hope the surgeon doesn't slip with the knife! ! !
Posted by Muckhead at December 17, 2003 12:18 PMDo you have to shave yourself, or do you go to the barber for that? :)
Posted by: Arcterex at December 17, 2003 05:37 PMI keep myself fully shaven from the neck down, don't you?
NOT
The doc did a fabulous job, I am booked in for a trim first week in January.
NOT
Actualy a team of dwarfs shaved me standing up.
NOT
Truthfully it was a very simple procedure, much better than I thought. I now find the doctor atractive for some reason, thouhgt about seeing him again.
NOT
Seriously he shaved me, snipped and it took about 6 min and I walked out.
Posted by: Muckhead at December 17, 2003 09:10 PM